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Saturday, September 30, 2006 { 12:37 AM }

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for his young Secretary. His new girlfriend wanted to live in the couple's multimillion dollar home with him, and since the man's lawyers were a little better, he gave his now ex-wife just 3 days to move out. She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells, dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning &mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit... Repairmen refused to work in the house...The maid quit... Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided ed to move.A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out, and eventually, even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely, and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back... Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth... But only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and within the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A week later, the man and his new girlfriend stood smirking as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home.....including the curtain rods. I love happy endings, don't you!?

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{ 12:34 AM }

Sometimes we wonder, "What did I do to deserve this?" or "Why did Godhave to do this to me?" Here is a wonderful explanation! A daughter istelling her Mother how everything is going wrong, she's failing algebra, her boyfriend broke up with her and her best friend is moving away.Meanwhile, her Mother is baking a cake and asks her daughter if shewould like a snack, and the daughter says, "Absolutely Mom, I love your cake.""Here, have some cooking oil," her Mother offers. "Yuck" says herdaughter."How about a couple raw eggs?" "Gross, Mom!""Would you like some flour then? Or maybe baking soda?" "Mom, those are all yucky!"To which the mother replies: "Yes, all those things seem bad all bythemselves. But when they are put together in the right way, they make awonderfully delicious cake!God works the same way. Many times we wonder why He would let us gothrough such bad and difficult times. But God knows that when He putsthese things all in His order, they always work for good! We just haveto trust Him and, eventually, they will all make something wonderful!God is crazy about you. He sends you flowers every spring and a sunriseevery morning.Whenever you want to talk, He'll listen. He can live anywhere in the universe, and He chose your heart.If you like this, send this on to the people you really care about. Idid.Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we mightas well dance.

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{ 12:33 AM }

"The Ten Most DangerousMistakes YOU ProbablyMake With Men...And What To Do About It..." Here Are The Top Ten Reasons Why Women Keep Themselves From Living The Love Life Of They're Dreams... And How To Make Sure You Avoid Every One Of Them...
MISTAKE #1: Betting YourLove Life On His "Potential&" Do you know any women who want the man they're dating to behave differently?Of course you do.And just like me, I'm sure you have friends who date guys who don't have much going for them or who don't treat them very well.Somehow these women always have an excuse for the guy's shortcomings.What's going on here?It's actually very simple.Women (and men) don't base their choices of men on how "nice" or "good" someone is to them day-to-day.Women choose the men they do because they feel a powerful GUT LEVEL ATTRACTION for them.And guess what?Some women will continue to put up with a guy that doesn't treat them very well.Sometimes for months or years...But why in the world would a woman do that!?Well, to put it simply, they confuse the strong attraction they feel for the guy with a deeper "connection".Women who do this are doomed to end up in failed relationships with the "wrong" guys.How do I know?Because I've seen it at least a hundred times...And because I've been this guy in the past myself.Thinking back on past dating and relationships I've had, I was selfish and didn't offer much. I'm amazed the women put up with me.But they did...all the while hoping that I would somehow change. The women I dated hoped I'd change.The only thing they saw in me that led them to want to keep me around was the "potential" they saw in me to share my feelings and communicate with them.The potential for something better and the potential for me to change and be a better lover, boyfriend, companion or whatever...The truth was, I was hopelessly bad at these things at the time.And more importantly, I wasn't even at a place in my life where I knew how to or was interested in developing a deep and committed relationship - with ANYONE.But deep down these women believed that if they tried hard enough, that it would make up for what was lacking.They believed that I could become someone else with them.... and that this would be easy for us both.Talk about a losing battle.It doesn't make a lot of "logical" sense... But until you accept that lots of women do this AND that YOU could be doing it on some level, you'll NEVER have the success with men that you choose and want.
MISTAKE #2: Assuming You"Get" Men & Their Psychology Men are different from women.You need to accept this fact, and deal with it.When a woman sees a man, she can very quickly pick apart certain things about his style, body language, status and character that will tell her all kinds of things about him.Lot's of women don't even consciously see that they do this because the process is so obvious and simple for them. But does the same apply for men?As you probably already know, men are generally more visual. As a result, they often don't understand non-verbal communication as well as women. And men often lack what women have in emotional awareness and "intuition".Women don't seem to remember this about men.So do men feel sexually attracted to w0men based just on looks? Or is something else going on?Well, after studying this topic for years now, and talking to thousands of men and women, I can tell you that men have their "attraction mechanisms" triggered by things OTHER than looks.Especially when it comes to longer term relationships.Looks just happen to be the most obvious way... But looks are NOT the most powerful.If you know how to use your body language AND communication correctly, you can make men feel the same kind of powerful sexual attraction to you that YOU feel when you see that hot, great looking guy that you got to know.But it's not an accident. You have to LEARN how to do this. And ANY woman can learn how...
MISTAKE #3: Pretending ToBe Something For A Man In the desire to please a man, women are constantly doing things to get a man's attention, to get him to like them or to make him more attracted or in love with them.Another HORRIBLE idea.Lots of women mistakenly think that doing unusual things to try and get a guys attention will make him magically see what a great catch they are and want to be with them.Wrong.Men YOU TRULY WANT are never attracted to the types of women who kiss up to them, make weak plays for affection or complain to get what they want... EVER.Don't get me wrong here. Things like being sexy for a man or encouraging him to share his feelings can be good, but it has to be genuine, unselfish, and most of all timely. You don't have to act like an "easy" woman for men to like you, and you certainly don't have to play like he's some gift to the Earth.Doing these things actually works to subtly, at an subconscious level, lower your social status with a man, which has EVERYTHING to do with how he sees you as a woman.So if you think that making him more attracted to you means "playing to the man's fantasies" from the start, think again.You'll never succeed by looking for a man's approval, finding your way into his heart through sex and not being yourself.
MISTAKE #4: Sharing How You"Feel&" Too Early With Him Another huge and unfortunate mistake that most women make with men is sharing how they "feel" too early on.Listen...Attractive, single, successful men are rare.They get a LOT of attention from women.Most women don't realize this, but attractive men are being approached in one way or another all the time by women.And guess what?Attractive wen have usually dated a lot of women.That's right. They have EXPERIENCE.They know what to expect.And one thing that turns an attractive men off and sends him running away faster than just about anything... It's a woman who starts saying "You know, I really, REALLY like you" after one or two dates.This signals to the man that you're just like one of those "clingy" stereotype women who want to rush into a relationship and can't control yourself from wanting a man to fulfill them and complete their lives. This does NOT spell ATTRACTION for a man.Don't do it. Lean back. Relax. There's a much better way...
MISTAKE #5: Misreading TheImportant "Signals" That Men Send Men are constantly communicating how they feel about a woman and giving away big secrets about themselves.Most women don't pay attention to these signals or recognize them for what they really are.The signals men send have 4 main levels:1) Social: Where the man is at in his own life - stability, confidence, direction2) Emotional: Whether or not he's "emotionally available"3) Physical: If he's attracted to you... and for what reasons4) Love State: If he's open to building and growing a relationship in the futureThe funny thing is that men send signals in these areas completely on accident.That's great news to women... Men can't help it!You need to learn to recognize these signals to get anywhere serious with a man.
MISTAKE #6: Relying OnYour Natural Ability ToJudge A Man's Character People aren't easy to figure out.Especially men.The last several years of my life I've spent hundreds of hours learning to understand people. I've studied peoples behavior, "inner psychology" and more specifically how they think and act when they're dating.From what I've seen, both men and women have their own secret ways of saying things.But you can only see these secret communications if you know what to look for. Women communicate with hints, body language, sarcasm, and flirting when they're first getting to know a man.They can either directly or indirectly let men know if they're open to something more serious. Men are different.Men generally communicate with sarcasm, humor, cockyness and other "indirect" displays of status.VERY RARELY will a man be able to honestly communicate to a woman whether or not he's ready or capable of developing a meaningful relationship. Aside from their sexual interests, men send very indirect signals about where they're at.If you don't know how to read through the signals men send, then you'll get the wrong message.Getting the wrong messages from men causes women more pain and heartache than any other issue around. You can avoid this pain if you learn to indentify a good man from a bad one.
MISTAKE #7: Expecting ARelationship To Make You Happy A mistake I've seen women make is thinking a guy will change her life and make her happy and fulfilled.And sure, there are situations and relationships where this happens.But those are the exceptions, not the rule.Nothing says "Run!" to a man faster than hearing or sensing that a woman immediately wants him to take care of her.And the men who ARE looking for this kind of situation aren't exactly the most healthy, loving, nurturing people out there.Think, "controlling, macho, or serious Mom Issues!"So let me be clear...I think it's important that people help fulfill each other in their lives, whether it's dating, a relationship, whatever.But if a woman communicates that she's looking for a guy to take care of her, complete her, make her whole, and all that kind of stuff - it has a VERY negative effect on what the man will think of her.It doesn't have to be spoken by the woman either...If a woman thinks or feels this way, the man will see it and pick up on it, regardless.This is arguably the worst thing a woman can do early on when dating a man.So what can you do as a woman?You can get the man interested and involved in your life in a more "natural" way, where he'll be motivated to make you care about your happiness and fulfillment on his own.This is the only way it really works for people - male or female.Self-motivation is much stronger than external motivation.But you have to know how to create this situation with a man... and it rarely happens by accident.
MISTAKE #8: Trying To "Convince"Him To Like You Or Love You What do most women do when they meet a man that they REALLY like... but he's just not that interested or isn't as serious?Right! They try to "convince" the man to feel differently.Well, I have news for you...YOU WILL NEVER CHANGE HOW A MAN "FEELS" WHEN IT COMES TO ATTRACTION!Never, ever, ever. You cannot convince a man to feel differently about you with "logic and reasoning".Think about it. If a man doesn't "feel it" for you, how in the world do you expect to change that by being "reasonable" with him?But we all do it. Men are the worst at this by the way.They're always complimenting women who don't like them and buying them gifts.Women like the behavior sometimes, but it NEVER makes the woman like the man.She might enjoy what she gets out of it, but it doesn't change the way she FEELS about him.When a man just isn't interested, women will try and chase, compliment, convince and do their best to change his mind with logical and rational approaches.Bad idea. Another one that will never work.
MISTAKE #9: Not KnowingWhat To Do In Each Type Of Situation A man has a clear idea of what he wants from a woman...And I don't mean just sex.I know, it might be hard to believe, but if you're out on a date with a man, he already has an idea of what he wants from you.And if you don't know HOW to find this out, and you just sit there looking at him and flirting, or trying things you think will make him want you, he won't help!If you don't know what to do in each situation, you'll probably screw it up... and LOSE EVERYTHING.
MISTAKE #10: Not Getting Help This is the biggest mistake of all.This mistake keeps women from EVER having the kind of success and finding the kind of man and relationship that they truly want.I know, you don't like to make yourself look weak or helpless. We don't like to ask for help.Hey, I've been there myself.Let me tell you a little about me. Over the last few years it's been hard to watch the women around me (even those I dated) struggle to understand the men they were attracted to or dating.It frustrated the hell out of me and I made the decision to do whatever it took to help the women I knew learn how to be successful with men and dating.Well, after a lot of hard work and doing all kinds of crazy things to learn the real-world truth about men and women, I finally figured things out for myself.I've read hundreds of books on psychology, human behavior, dating/relationship advice for men and women, love, attraction, communication, and more. The list goes on.I can now approach just about any situation with dating and feel confident and understand everything that's going on in an interaction. Best of all, I've been able to share my knowledge and help women become more successful with men and dating.It's been a very rewarding experience, and it's how I became fascinated with the female perspective in the dating world.I've helped women get rid of that sick, insecure feeling... the one you get when you're lonely, you've been hurt or lied to, or when a man you have feelings for says "he's not ready".You don't have to be afraid you might wind up being lied to, cheated on or that you'll end up alone.

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{ 12:32 AM }

Someone once said that in order to love fully, youhave to risk having your heart broken.Too many people in infatuations, romanticrelationships and marriages make the mistake ofwithholding love. Most of our relationships haveboundaries. We use them for protection. We've beenhurt before, and we're afraid of becoming toointimate with someone lest we get hurt again. As aresult, there is mistrust, we play mind games,withhold who we truly are, and refuse to cede ourpower and pride.Trust takes a while to develop. The problem iswhen someone is never able to be completely openand honest. In order to have an intimaterelationship with anyone, we must first love andtrust ourselves. If we are untrustworthy, weprobably will not be able to trust anyone else.The problem is often not the other person. Theproblem is when we make unsound choices basedonour insecurities and fears.It's good for us to be able to see our own areasthat need improving. However, it is distorted tobelieve ourselves to be unlovable. No matter whowe are or what we've done, what we choose to dowith our lives is a matter of free will. We can,at any time, change our thinking and immediatelybegin changing our experience. That is, if weprefer to grow rather than wallow in self pity.Until we can truly accept and love ourselvesexactly as we are, close, loving relationshipswill be hard to come by. Instead, we'll findourselves dogged by unhealthy, secretive andselfish relationships.If we can resign ourselves to be in that perfectplace of love, where we are giving, loving, andtrustworthy for others, people will come into ourexperience. Some will be healthy for us and otherswill be draining. To attract those who willresonate with us, we can simply speak softly ourhighest truth and stand quietly in our integrity.Those who cannot bear the light will slip backinto the shadows.It is often easier to love those we haven't metthan those we face daily! Potential partners arealways more attractive and interesting in ourimagination and in their distance. We always wantwhat we do not have. When we do have it and theillusion falls away, we find that we are unable todeal with the reality, and begin to hanker afteranother false image.If we would be loved, we must be loving. If we canlook beyond the humanness of another - that is,the weakness and fallibility of being human - thenwe can see the beauty within. It's that beautythat we fall in love with. That grows ever morelovely even as age creases the skin, loosens themuscles and greys the hair.Love is an infinite commodity. You can't give itaway without creating more. You attract into yourlife that which you are. To find the right person,be the right person

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Friday, September 29, 2006 { 9:46 PM }

A rich older man was married to a sexy younger woman. After several years of a very happy marriage, he had a heart attack. The doctor advised him that in order to prolong his life, they should restrain sex.He and his wife discussed the matter and decided that he should sleep in the family room downstairs and wife upstairs to save them both from temptation.One night, after several weeks of this, he decided that life without sex wasn't worth living. So he headed upstairs. He met his wife half-way on the staircase and said, "I was coming up to die."She laughed and replied, "I was just coming down to kill you!"

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Thursday, September 28, 2006 { 10:38 AM }

All guys should read!!!---------------------------

"A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and pouf! Two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands. Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic,but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me. "The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish..."So the fairy waved her magic wand and pouf! the husband became 92 years old. " The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful idiots should remember fairies are female.

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Wednesday, September 27, 2006 { 10:36 PM }

the feeling for hiim has died down..reallyy ii dun feel anyting for euu lerss..pls dun blame me but ii tinkk we are reallyy not suitable lorr..ii stil love him alot..and ii dunwan anyting to change..ii feel weird having to see euu in office and outside..ii mean the feelings is different and it seems to me dat ii hab 2 personalities..in office ii may look n sound happiiee..when ii outside ii seems quiet and lyk nthg to tok abt..lyk a boredd person to be wit huhss?ii got no idea wad happen to make me look and feel dat way oso..maybe dat's how ii go barhss?

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Tuesday, September 26, 2006 { 10:53 PM }

Do you know what all happy and healthy marriages have in common?

In every one of them you will find two people committed to making each other happy.

You will find a man who cherishes his wife and puts her needs above his own,
And you will find a wife who respects and trusts her man. We live in very selfish times.

Pop-psychology messages are everywhere in the media encouraging us to love ourselves, Do right by ourselves, and generally please ourselves first. If you really want a happy marriage,

Don't buy into that type of self-centered thinking. Instead,

Try these 10 time-tested techniques and experience the happiness, peace, and tranquility of a healthy marriage.

1. Make time for each other. It's so easy in our hyper-busy modern lifestyles to forget to set aside a little time to enjoy each other's company. Start a weekly tradition of setting a date for the two of you to be together doing something you both enjoy. Keep it simple. Take a nice walk together. Sip coffee together in a cozy coffeehouse. Talk to each other, reminisce, and get to know each other again.

2. Take time off from each other. Give each other space and time to work on hobbies and personal interests. When you have an interesting project to work on, you will feel more fulfilled and you will be a more interesting person.

3. Make little romantic gestures. Remember to compliment your spouse. Leave a little love note for them to find once in awhile. Celebrate the day you first met. Send flowers for no particular reason. You should continuously make little deposits in your spouse's emotional bank account. The return on your investment will be incredible.

4. Fight fair. Don't argue in front of other people. Don't insult each other or each other's families. Never threaten divorce, and never go to bed angry. Let the little things go, and don't make a big deal out of every disagreement. Before arguing, think; is this really going to matter in the long run?

5. Take interest in what interests your spouse. Watch their favorite shows with them. Read their favorite book, so you can talk about it with them. Encourage them to develop their talents.

6. Listen to your spouse. Husbands, remember that women need to express their feelings. Be a good sport and just listen. Don't interrupt, or get distracted. Empathize with her. Let her know that you can relate to what she's feeling. Ladies, please remember that the kind of talk you might like to have with your husband does not come naturally to most men. Just be patient. It's not a good idea to "unload" on him right when he comes home from work.

7. Accept your spouse for who they are. Practice total acceptance. Don't hold your spouse to your expectations; you will only succeed at building resentment.Read More Articles : http://online- articles. org/relationship s/site-map. php

8. Express your commitment. In little ways, you can, and should, renew your vows to each other over and over. Your spouse will feel comfortable and secure knowing that you are truly committed to the marriage. True closeness will only happen when all doubt and insecurity is replaced by confidence in the relationship. Let your spouse know that you really are in it "till death do us part."

9. Trust in each other. Don't be suspicious. Don't snoop through each other's belongings. To help ensure the trust, be honest with your spouse in all things. Never keep secrets from each other, not even little ones.

10. Make it your aim to be your spouse's best friend. Appreciate your spouse for who they are. Loosen up and have fun with each other. If you are practicing the steps above, you are on your way to being your spouse's best friend ? The ultimate relationship in marriage.

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{ 1:20 AM }

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll
become a hooker.

She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar
and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll
be parked around the corner.

She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "How much?"

"A hundred dollars."

"Damn. All I've got is thirty."

"Hold on," she says and runs back to Harry. "What can he get for thirty
dollars?"

"A handjob," Harry replies.

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a handjob.

He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a
simply HUGE male unit.

She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back."

She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you loan
this guy seventy bucks?"

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Monday, September 25, 2006 { 9:16 AM }

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it.The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go andsee why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper bythe bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws"

WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked."No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.

W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says .........."HEBREWS"

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Saturday, September 23, 2006 { 8:40 PM }

A couple went to a sex therapists office at ABC Hospital.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong
with the way you have intercourse" and charged them RM60.00.
This happened several weeks in a row.
The couple would make an Appointment, have intercourse with no
problems, pay the doctor and then leave.
Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to
find out?"
The man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's
married and we can't go to her house - I'm married and we can't go
to my house.
Shangri-la Putrajaya charges RM250.00, Mandarin Oriental charges
RM280.00, Le Meridian charges M230.00, even Syuen Ipoh is RM175.00
We do it here for RM60.00 and I get that back from "Medical>Claim".......!

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Monday, September 18, 2006 { 2:47 AM }

feeling::moodyy
listening::techno songs to destress me
currently::updating my blog

ii.dun.wan.to.be.stressed.pressured.and.tortured.by.euu..
ii.am.tired.le..ii.dun.wan.my.work.to.be.affected.by.euu.oso..
ii.really.dun.wan.jz.as.wad.my.s0ng.in.my.blog.said..
ii.really.love.him..
if.only.we.knw.each.other.earlier.den.it.wun.happen.tis.way.barh..

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Saturday, September 16, 2006 { 7:21 PM }

feeling::sleepy
listening::tank's xiao shi hou-cute and nice=)
currently::slackingg

wad to do??ii m so confusedd le..ii dunnoee who to choose...he or hiim...arghxx...yy do ii hab to knw euu so latE...?yy do all the guys ii meet muz be when ii am attachedd de..ii reallyy dunknw...can ii dun choose...?maybe we cudd zou yi bu suan yi bu lorr...stressedd siiaxx..of relationship n workk...

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Friday, September 15, 2006 { 10:31 PM }

# Thought 1 #
When we are born, our mother's get the compliments and the flowers. When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity. When we die, our widows get the life insurance. What do women want to be liberated from?
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# Thought 2 #
The average man's life consists of Twenty years of having his mother ask him where
he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same
question;
and at the end,
the mourners wondering too.
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# Thought 3 #
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a
brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to
cross the road.
Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still!
If you take one more step a car will run over you,
and you will die."The man did as he was instructed, just as a car
came careening around the corner, barely missing
him.
The man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered. "Oh, yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?"

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Thursday, September 14, 2006 { 9:39 PM }

I am Peter Stuyvesant
I have two friends, Benson and Hedges
I came from the city of Marlboro,
In the Salem high country
I Always carry a Mild Seven
I rode on a White Horse
Going to Kingsway in Kent
It was Lucky Strike I fell in love
With the daughter of Master Duke
Her name Was YSL
We got married by Perillys, the priest
We checked in at the house of Dunhill
And booked into room number 555
I laid her on the bed made of Gold Leaf
I played with her two Matterhorns
When I poked in my Rothmans King Size
She cried in delight, "You are a Rough Rider!!!"
You are riding like a mad Camel
When I asked her if she is satisfied
She answered" I want MORE!!!!"
Then suddenly she turned around and asked
me if I want to enter her Gudang Garam.
She said... depan belakang puas, barulah
Sampoerna!!!

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Saturday, September 09, 2006 { 11:35 PM }

Were you born with a quirk or a
plain simple soul? Have fun with this fun personality prediction guide.

IF you were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month you are number 1.
If you were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then you are number 2.
If you were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month then you are number 3.
If you were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month then you are Number 4.
If you were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then you are number 5.
If you were born on the 6th, 15th, 24th of any month then you are number 6.
If you were born on the 7th, 16th, 25th of any month then you are number 7.
If you were born on the 8th, 17th, 26th of any month then you are number 8.
If you were born on the 9th, 18th, 27th of any month then you are number 9.

Number 1
You are smart, a straight talker, funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest, jealous on a competitive basis, kind hearted, temperamental, friendly, and popular. You always want to be on the top and most likely to be independent. You are most likely to fall in love at a young age, but will marry once you mature! You are likely to have problems with people who have opposite views and you are most likely to take revenge over your enemies in a long time basis. You are a spender, but you will have a good profession in the future. If you are guy you will be very popular. You can go anywhere from the local shop to the heart of the parliament because you are positive and talented in numerous areas. But in your life you will always have some people who will work hard to bring you & your name down. Because of your intelligence, some might hate you. You are a pioneer, independent & original your best match is 4,6,8 while a good match would be with 3,5,7

Number 2
No matter what, every one will love you because you are ruled by the Moon. You day dream a lot, you have a very low-self esteem, you need to have a back up for every move in your life, you are very unpredictable. You tend to change according to time and circumstances, selfish, have a very strong sense of musical and artistic talent and powerful verbal communication. You can be sweet as an angel and can be ruthless when double-crossed. Some might say you have a sixth sense. You will become a poet, writer, an artist or a businessperson. You are not strong in love, so your relationship will be in disarray until you settle down. If you are a girl, you will be responsible for your family. If you are a man, you tend to get involve in fights & arguments in the family. You will sacrifice your life for your family. You are gentle, intuitive with a broad vision. You make a well-balanced person. Your best match is 2, 5, and 9 no other people can put up with you!!!

Number 3
You are hardhearted and selfish most of the time. You always tend to have lots of problems within your family in the early stages but you will be able to cope with everything. You seem to have your way in everything. And from birth you would always have to work hard to achieve anything you want. You always make a point to set examples on others, especially the younger ones. Generally you are not a cool person. It 's not easy dealing with you. A tough player you are! But once you are comfortable with someone, it will be a lasting friendship. You always earn respect from others. Your Ilk seems to have lots of worries and problems but they won 't be for long. You will have brilliant kids! You love money a bit too much so temptation will push you to try endlessly. You will look after your family and help friends, so you will spend a life time just being generous and kind (except for men born on the 21 st). You love your freedom, creative and ambitious, a person who brings beauty, hope & joy to this world!!! Your best match 6 and 9. Good match 1, 3, and 5

Number 4
You are very stubborn, very hard working but unlucky in important matters in life, very cool and helpful. You might repel people away from you, you may cause nuisance to others if you area man, as you gifted are with understanding other people 's problems. If you are a girl, you excel in your studies and arts. If you are a guy you spend most of your time with girl friends and you tend to have too much fun with your mates & girls.Your friends will spend your time & money and get on with their life and you will be left empty handed. So be careful! You love to spend. Your positive side is that you are always around to help family and friends. You always fall in love with those younger than you. You often live with disappointments but you will take good care of your family. You need to be careful of people who will take advantage of your kind heart. And beware of your relationships too. You are radical, patient, persistent, and a hit old-fashioned; you live with foundation & order. Your best match 1, 8.. Good match 5, 6, and 7

Number 5
You are very popular and you can get things done only by talking. Even to your enemies! You are business-minded and like to do things spontaneously. You will be famous if you get involved in any business. Your friends and families will always ask for your help, and you are the one actually with the money to help your friends.You will have more than one relationship, but when you settle down you tend to be selfish. You tend to go for other relationships - even if you are married at times because of your popularity. You tend to get along easily with anyone because the numbers is a middle number. You love freedom and changes. You learn your life through your personal experiences. Your best match 1, 2, Good match 6, 8.

Number 6
Ooopppss.. you were born to enjoy! You don 't care about others. I mean you always wanted to have a lifetime of enjoyment. You will excel in either education or business management! You are talented, kind (but with only people who you think are nice), and popular. All good things come easily to you. Your mind and body is just made perfect for love. You are loveable by any number. But if you are a number 6 men, you will be involved in more than a few relationships until you get married. If you are a girl, most of you will get married/engaged early. You are a caring person towards your family and friends. You are a person of compassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility, good judgment, and after all you can heal this world 's wounds to make peace for everyone because you have the great power and caring talent to take the world of love one step further.. Your best match 1, 6, and 9. Good match 4, 5

Number 7
You are realistic, confident, happy, and talented in education, music, art, singing, and most importantly in acting. You also have a bad temper! You value your family status a lot; you will be in the top rank when you reach a certain age. If you are a guy you are popular with girls. Most of the number 7s face lots of problems with their married life. Only a few are happy. You have everything in your life but with worries throughout your lifetime. You need to get ready looking for a partner rather than waiting. If you don 't, then you might end-up being single. You are born to contribute to everyone 's joy. Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1,4

Number 8
You have a very strong personality and people will find it hard to understand you. You are more likely to suffer in your younger years. You might be also the one responsible to look out for your family. You often suffer all the way through life. You will learn life in a very practical way. You are the one who will fight for justice and may even die in the war too. You are normally very reserved with a handful of friends and most of the time, live life alone and always prepared to help others. However, once you settle down, (which is often late), then your had lucks will disappear. You will face unexpected problems such as encountering poisonous animals, and accidents. You are highly- disciplined, persistence, and courageous, and it is your strength that will take you to success. You are a great part of a family team. You are a fighter! Your Best match 1. 4, and 8. Good match 5

Number 9
You guys are the most incompatible people in the world. You are so strong, physically and mentally. You often have big-aims. You will work hard and will think it 's still hard to get there, even if you already have gotten there! Normally you suffer in the early age from family problems and generally you will have to fight in life. You are respected by others. You were however very naughty in your childhood, and often got beaten up by your parents and had been involved in fights and you seemed to have suffered lots of injuries. But when you grow older you become calm and will fall into the quiet and dignified macho type. Love is not an easy matter for you. You are however good in engineering or banking jobs because people always trust you. Your family life is very good, but you will always worry over your children. Your finer qualities are that you are humanitarian, patient, very wise & compassionate. You are born to achieve targets and serve every one equally without any prejudice. You are a role model for everyone. Your best match 3, 5,6, and 9. Good match 2

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{ 11:33 PM }

If he is late for class, he told,"Time and Tide wait for none ".If she is late, then the bus was late.

If a girl is dressed as a boy, she is modern, says the world.But if a boy is dressed as a girl, " Has he escaped from the Zoo?"

If a boy talks with a girl, "I think he is trying for her"But if a girl talks with a boy, then she is trying to be friendly.

When a girl cries, the world is convinced of herBut when a boy cries, "Come on man! Don't be a girl".

If a girl meets with an accident, then it's the mistake of others.And if a boy meets with an accident, "I think you should learn to drive".

If a boy sits in front of a city bus, he is mannerless and cultureless brute.But if a girl sits in the back seat, "Try to respect ladies, man!".

If a boy gets a big rank in an entrance exam, "You've to work hard".But if a girl gets a big rank,... Still got 33! Reservation.

If there are girls in a class, the professor gives an interesting lecture,And if there are no girls, he says,there is no class today.

If a girl does not answer during a viva, then atleast 'smile' says the examiner.But when a boy does not answer," better luck next time

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{ 11:32 PM }

1.KIDNAPPERS ARE NOT VERY INTERESTED IN YOU.
2 IN A HOSTAGE SITUATION YOU ARE LIKELY TO BE RELEASED FIRST.
3. NO ONE EXPECTS YOU TO RUN--ANYWHERE.
4. PEOPLE CALL AT 9 PM AND ASK, "DID I WAKE YOU?"
5. PEOPLE NO LONGER VIEW YOU AS A HYPOCHONDRIAC.
6. THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO LEARN THE HARD WAY.
7. THINGS YOU BUY NOW WON'T WEAR OUT.
8. YOU CAN EAT DINNER AT 4 PM.
9. YOU CAN LIVE WITHOUT SEX BUT NOT YOUR GLASSES.
10. YOU ENJOY HEARING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S OPERATIONS.
11. YOU GET INTO HEATED ARGUMENTS ABOUT PENSION PLANS.
12. YOU NO LONGER THINK OF SPEED LIMITS AS A CHALLENGE.
13. YOU QUIT TRYING TO HOLD YOUR STOMACH IN NO MATTER WHO WALKS INTO THE ROOM.
14. YOU SING ALONG WITH ELEVATOR MUSIC.
15. YOUR EYES WON'T GET MUCH WORSE.
16. YOUR INVESTMENT IN HEALTH INSURANCE IS FINALLY BEGINNING TO PAY OFF.
17. YOUR JOINTS ARE MORE ACCURATE METEOROLOGISTS THAN THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE.
18. YOUR SECRETS ARE SAFE WITH YOUR FRIENDS BECAUSE THEY CAN'T REMEMBER THEM EITHER.
19. YOUR SUPPLY OF BRAIN CELLS IS FINALLY DOWN TO A MANAGEABLE LEVEL.
20. YOU CAN'T REMEMBER WHO SENT YOU THIS LIST.
AND YOU NOTICE THESE ARE ALL IN UPPER CASE TYPE FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE.

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Saturday, September 02, 2006 { 10:13 PM }

finish work at 4pm..dat's real kinda early

..total specimens is 426..sue n rozy asked me whether ii wanna go jalan jalan..so ii agreedd..anyway ii wanna go and get the dkny red delicious perfume..ii bought 2 one red and one green red for me green for rozy..haha..

after dat we went to far east to walk ard and den they wanna eat alittle at nana thai restaurant..so ii go lorr..and eat dessert haha..hmm..ii went home at 6.30pm..reach home at almost 8pm worr..kinda sleepy so ii slept in the bus sehh..

hehe..tmr stil nid to workk..siianxx le..haha..wanna go play pangya le..dunch misch me worr..!!muackiiess all..

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